GORDO LOCO: OJ 280 BLACK T-SHIRT

Alright, mi gente, this right here is the T-shirt that screams Gordo Loco energy! Picture this: a sleek black tee that fits like a dream and flexes even harder. Front and center, you’ve got a graphic version of your's truly —straight-up iconic—with my signature style turned all the way up, wIth the ultimate mic-drop line: "If She Ain’t 280, She Ain’t a Lady." The words are drippin’ in that same neon orange effect, loud and proud, because this tee doesn’t whisper—it shouts! It’s the perfect blend of comedy, confidence, and unapologetic swagger.

Whether you’re out at the taco stand, hittin’ the club, or just flexin’ with the homies, this shirt is a whole vibe. Soft, comfortable, and durable enough to handle everything from wild laughs to second helpings, it’s more than a tee—it’s a statement. Cop yours and let ‘em know Gordo Gang is in the building!