GORDO LOCO: IF SHE AINT 280 BLACK BEANIE

Ayo, listen up, Gordo Gang—this ain’t just a beanie; it’s a whole vibe! When the weather gets cold but your taste stays fire, you need the "If She Ain’t 250, She Ain’t a Lady" beanie to keep that cabeza warm and your standards high. Made from 100% acrylic, it’s soft, stretchy, and comfy enough to keep you feeling cozy while you’re out here reppin’ for the thick and fabulous queens of the world.

It comes in solid colors if you like to keep it classic, or with contrasting trim if you wanna spice it up. Right up front, stitched bold as your Tía at karaoke night, is "If She Ain’t 250, She Ain’t a Lady." That’s right, this beanie’s a shoutout to the real ones—the ladies built for warmth, love, and second servings.

Whether you’re grillin’ at the carne asada, cruisin’ in your troca, or just keepin’ the vibes right, this beanie’s got you covered—literally. One size fits all, but the attitude? That’s for the big-hearted and big-appreciated only. Throw it on and let ‘em know what’s up. Gordo Gang forever, baby!